Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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