If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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