So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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