Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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