would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
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