I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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