Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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