I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
