real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
