Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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