He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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