if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
