Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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