your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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