I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I wish I only lived at night.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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