Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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