how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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