I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
vagina is talking i cant
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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