Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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