Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
My penis needs a shock collar
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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