Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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