I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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