hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
As shirtless as possible
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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