belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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