I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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