party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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