did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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