The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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