I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
The adults are the big ones right?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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