What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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