did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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