Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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