Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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