i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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