You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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