The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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