I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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