btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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