Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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