Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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