Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
oh god the rape fog is back!
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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