There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize