She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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