he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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