I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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