I'm drive I can fine osifer
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
