That's intense
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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