You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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