Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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