I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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