you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
When did we convert life to cartoon?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Randomize
