RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
