I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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